I'm the goddamn Batman

HI! I'm Kathrine, 18, Norway.
Pottermore: FireboltQueen80

I'm a member of a lot of fandoms. And when I say a lot, I mean A LOT. I'm a Hunter, an Avenger, a Tribute, a Sherlockian, a Merlinian, a Potterhead, a Hiddlestoner, a Cumberbabe, a Nerdfighter, a Whovian and a member of Loki's Army (a more or less full list under "Fandoms I'm a part of"). In addition to all the fandom stuff, there will be stuff that's just funny or cute or serious as well :)

I will just add that I'm a supporter of equal marriage rights and a feminist, so there will be that too.

My ask is always open for those who have questions and/or just want or need to talk. Even if I'm a stranger, it might help to talk to someone if you feel down or troubled. Besides, I like making new friends. I don't bite.

Btw: I do not own anything I post, except if the post actually says so.

Fandoms I'm a part of Beautiful People lifescouts Ask me things! Wanna share something? Please do!

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theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

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iwasbornhuman:

YOU’RE ALREADY FUCKING SKINNY. Go see a therapist and deal with your body dysmorphic disorder…
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queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god
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pastelcastiel:

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the-conspiracy-theorist:

Thank you wardrobe department for these pants…

all i see is penis.

can’t very well not put this on my blog

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geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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Happy Father’s Day, Misha Collins!

“We have a sort of rule with West, that’s not a very strict rule, but a rule that we sort of try to follow; which is basically, try not to tell him no. Unless what he’s doing is hurting himself or someone else, or— actually the list has gotten quite a bit longer as time goes on. But the idea was, you know, let him be creative and do his thing.”

“This morning Maison woke up, and I knew she was up because she said ‘eeeeehhh’. That was the funniest thing because she just sat there and said ‘eeehhh’ for 45 minutes.”

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#misha collins #vicki vantoch #west collins #maison collins
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beka-lou:

I love when non-con people ask me about cons and say “conference” instead of “convention.” Yes, I was at the Anime Conference, where we discussed very important Anime Business and charted our plans for future Anime Activities.

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discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

This will never not be relevant.

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"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via loweryourstandards)
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